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How To Jerk Off In A War Zone

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Last week, we published a military doctor’s very useful field guide to masturbating while on active duty. Unsurprisingly, it elic pandora charms ited plenty of comment on the topic from experienced servicepeople, some of which we have collected for your enjoyment. Got anything to add? Leave a comment in the discussion below. I’m former A pandora charms ir Force. When we were out in the field one trip, two people decided that they just couldn’t wait for a few more days, and decided to get busy right then and there.

Things got kind of awkward when a senior NCO walked in on them. After that, the younger airman’s career took a nosedive. He was Article 15 ed for sexual harassment against a different female and later spent time in confinement and booted out of the Force for physically assaulting the female he got laid in the field with. (Long story short, she was at a party and he was jealous) I have her as a Facebook friend and wonder if she knows whatever happened to the guy after that.

Oh fond memories indeed. We weren’t even deployed, we were at a summer CAX in 29 Palms when this happened: One of the bigger tools in the unit, no pun intended, would go to the port a john every morning with a bottle of lotion and a couple porn mags. One morning when he was sleeping because he had watch the night before about 8 or so other dudes stole his lotion and essentially gang raped it. Talk about disgusting. The next morning, the unsuspecting Lance corporal walked proudly to the port a john and took care of business, lol. HE NEVER FOUND OUT!!! This is scenario number 10, I think we can all agree.

The joy of rear echelon troops! Just about every single time on overwatch (when we had single fighting holes). That was, until that one exercise when an OPFO pandora charms R sniper spotted me choking the chicken. Bloody special forces, come behind our lines out of nowhere, take us out and report the wank. Douchebag. Needless to say, a lot of cleaning duty followed.

As for technique, why not just into a tissue? Our ration packs had them, easy and clean. Besides, the whole idea of storing the wank sock just sort of always felt dirty.